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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."
Next Joke
"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"
"ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed"
"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."
"What if god made periods to remind us to have anal sex at least once a month?"
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head."
"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"
"What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story? Nothing, except fairy tales start off with ""Once upon a time"", and war stories start off with ""No shit, this really happened""."
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"