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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
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"My money box is empty... No change there."
"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."
"Jurassic Park III on AMC. 10 min. in, 2 young scientists studying dinosaur fossils. FOSSILS. Hey, 'member how THERE ARE ALIVE DINOSAURS NOW?"
"Nice guys finish last Which is quite unfortunate, given that nice guys finish last"
"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"
"electricity is from electrons... morality from morons?"
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he won't born yesterday."
"BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God."
"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"