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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."
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"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumsiser? He got the sack."
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"what does past, present, and future have in common? ...... tense"
"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."