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Joke of the Day
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."
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"Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots."
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe!"
"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."
"God hates a coward! ...He ain't to fond of idiots either"
"absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys"
"What's long, hard, black, wet, and full of seamen? A submarine, you dirty fuck."
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""
"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."