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Joke of the Day
"absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys"
Next Joke
"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."
"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph not essay"
"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"
"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"
"George Bush repeatedly tries to crack a coconut on the side of a hot skillet ""Laura, I told you not to buy the god damn hairy eggs anymore"""
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"
"My neighbor and I accidentally made eye contact today when she caught me making a sandwich in her kitchen"