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Joke of the Day

"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""

"It's not right to make fun of the French It's not like theey can defend themselves anyway."

"What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill."

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump at all"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints."

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"A woman got complimented for her driving..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"

"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"

"What do farmers say when something is important to them? It plays a big tractor."