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Joke of the Day

"Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots."

"What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight"

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health..."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. -Jackie Mason"

"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""

"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"

"A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body."

"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"

"Some days, Mos Def only feels Mos Prob."