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Joke of the Day
"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."
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"I'm gonna make a proctologist training video based on the Shawshank Redemption The main characters name will be Andy Dufranus"
"Nosy Peppers Nosy peppers are jalapeno business."
"If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine."
"Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool."
"If Trump becomes president... It would be the first instance of a white billionaire kicking a black family out of public housing."
"If bad Russian puns were worth a Nikolai would be rich."
"Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!"
"Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority? Because they're afraid of Dicks!"
"How's your Mom's cherry pie taste? Meh.. It's Oedipal"