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Joke of the Day

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."

"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."

"Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes its's no great shakes!"

"What does God have in common with Black Fathers?"

"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."

"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."

"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"

"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."

"You can never trust someone from Chernobyl. Most of them are two-faced."

"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."