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Joke of the Day
"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."
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"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"
"Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law."
"The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse."
"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"
"*tries to mount a horse* Horse: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
"Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER"
"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."
"Did you hear about the gynecologist... ...who wallpapered his front room through the letter box?"