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Joke of the Day

"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."

"Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed. Oh The Hue Manatee!"

"School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles. Better safe than sorry."

"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"

"I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia"

"What was INXS Singer Michael Hutchence's favorite vegetable? The autochoke."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus?"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"

"yesterday i bought stamps & mailed something just like our ancestors the dinosaurs!"

"Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel."