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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me I'm her 32nd lover Turns out what she really meant was I'm her thirty second lover"

"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."

"What do you call a cross dressed robot? Android-gynous"

"Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook... I guess you could call it Ballsy"

"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"

"What's E.T. short for? He's just got little legs."

"Why does Snape teach options and not herbology? His lily died"

"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."

"Sometimes I feel like I've traveled back in time, and that I'm not supposed to do anything that screws up a future that I've forgotten."

"Knock Knock Who's there?"