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Joke of the Day
"Dreamers dream. Livers detoxify."
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"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."
"Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention."
"*Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!"
"What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"
"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."
"JELLYFISH: *to friend* Want to see something disgusting? Watch this. *stings person* FRIEND: That wasn't dis... JELLYFISH: Wait a minute."
"I had a dream about a woman who becomes a horse at night. It was a nightmare."
"Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered"
"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."