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Joke of the Day
"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
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"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"
"When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say... ""Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?!"""
"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"
"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"
"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"
"What did Vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? Inconceivable."
"Why should aimless Christian musicians become sailors? Because if they've found Jesus, the only way they'll find resolution is at C."
"I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative."
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."