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Joke of the Day
"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"
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"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty"
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"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."
"Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!"
"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? By eating a Brownie."
"President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."