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Joke of the Day

"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"

"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""

"Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn't be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn't waste thousands of them in the '80s throwing them at Mario."

"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."

"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."

"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."

"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more bean would be too farty."

"My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie"

"Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me"