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Joke of the Day
"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"
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"How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!"
"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes"
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car."
"How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War"
"I just invented a new word Plagiarism."
"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."