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Joke of the Day
"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"
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"i'm sorry but hating something that lots of people love doesn't automatically make u an interesting person"
"2 peanuts were walking down a dark alley one was assaulted"
"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."
"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page no pun in ten did"
"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears"
"A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful."