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Joke of the Day
"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"
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"A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers"
"This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it"
"I've been trying to find my girlfriend's killer for the last month. Nobody's agreeing to do it."
"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""
"I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it."
"[Enter a password] ""beansandsausage"" [Password must contain at least two capitals] ""limabeansandviennasausage"""
"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"My wife and I do it doggy-style... ...she plays dead and I beg. -Dan Chopin"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop?"