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Joke of the Day

"Why should aimless Christian musicians become sailors? Because if they've found Jesus, the only way they'll find resolution is at C."

"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."

"If you stop water with a dam... ...do you stop holy water with a goddamn? If you psychically stop holy water for a living, can you mind your own goddamn business? -&y (Yes i wrote that myself)"

"Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense"

"Feminist joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? -none, feminists don't change anything"

"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."

"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"

"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman"

"Why don't ducks blow glass? To many quacks"

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."