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Joke of the Day
"Heard of that new product for removing gum that's stuck in your hair? Chemotherapy"
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"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"
"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove"
"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."
"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"
"Who needs a girlfriend when I have my right hand..... To make me sandwiches :)"
"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"