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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove"
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"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"
"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep."
"Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I'll read 4 or 5 status updates and I'll cry, because they suck and I realize that I've wasted 2 or 3 minutes of my life."
"Do you like him like him, or just Facebook like him?"
"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"
"Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? Ask yo momma. Sorry"
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."