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Joke of the Day

"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"

"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"

"Why are people pissed off that Justin Bieber smoked some weed? It's not like he released another album or anything."

"If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood."

"Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile? A: An animal that talks your head off."

"Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well"

"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking ... J K Rowling"