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Joke of the Day
"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."
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"Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!"
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"As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises. I am an excellent driver."