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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969"

"It's me Goan Goan who?...... Goan fuck yourself"

"I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene."

"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""She won't get in, she's under-age."""

"I'm a vegetarian and when people say to me ""you know Hitler was also a vegetarian"" it always reminds me how many Jews I've been killing"

"What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common? The car and the bus both have wheels."

"What is Michele Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"

"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."

"There was a male striper who absolutely hated his line of work and wanted to quit. The pay was really good though, so he decided to stick it out for a little bit longer."