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Joke of the Day

"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"

"Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."

"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."

"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."

"I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead"

"Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday."

"Which is the month in which women talk the least? February... because it has the least number of days"

"What do you call a gynecologist? Lip Reader"

"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."

"One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen."