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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
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"My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song."
"Mum, why do people in our family die so suddenly? Mum? Mum??? MUUUUM!!!!!!!!"
"Science joke: What do you study to learn about acid? A pHD"
"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"
"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"
"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"
"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."
"While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth I consumed consumption."
"Club Sandwiches... ...Not Seals"