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Joke of the Day
"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"
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"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."
"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"
"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"
"Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder half of the time she is Zeta, the other half shes Jones"
"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."
"My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game."
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."
"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"
"Why is Trump never on top? Because he always fucks up."