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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China."""

"I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? PUMPKIN PI"

"My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe...."

"*wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?"

"I accidentally said ""pastryarchy"" instead of ""patriarchy"" and now I have a vision for a better world"

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."

"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."

"I used to have a job eating vegetables I hated it, but the celery was good"