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Joke of the Day

"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !"

"A soon-to-be-married Asian man calls off his engagement, but keeps the wedding band. He's really into recyciring."

"My friend said he almost got trapped at a camp site during a forest fire... ...He said it was pretty in-tents."

"There are no limits to my perfection a monkey was thinking while looking at a human."

"magician: ""think of a letter, any letter"" me: ""ok"" magician: ""now double it"" me: [visibly confused]"

"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."

"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"

"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""