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Joke of the Day

"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"

"Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord"

"Have you seen the new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet..."

"Don't trust an atom... They make up everything."

"Pro tip: when your neighbors make you mad, send your 8 y/o son over to describe in complete detail what all 379 of his Hot Wheels look like"

"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle"

"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"