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Joke of the Day

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""

"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"

"[last supper] ""Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."" ""30."" ""Sorry Judas?"" [sips wine] ""I didn't say anything."""

"Haaha What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."

"I try to make good food, but it all turns to shit."

"[Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you."

"A Kiss can make my whole day... But anal could make my hole weak"

"Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots? He was a lacist."

"No one is listening until you fart."