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Joke of the Day
"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"
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"Richmxnd's life."
"Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like ""You Can Do it"" or ""Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad"" when you check your sad Account Balance"
"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"
"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."
"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."
"Why didn't the schizo cross the road He was in two minds about it."
"*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? ""I'm a doctor"" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor"
"A woman told me I seem like I ""need a blowjob,"" which has all the insight of a psychic telling a crowd ""someone here has lost a loved one."""
"Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning."