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Joke of the Day
"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."
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"I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar"
"*scampers over to ice cream truck* Yes, I'll take the SpongeBob who looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant, please."
"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."
"I asked my boyfriend if I brought Joy to his life... ""Yes,"" he said. ""I knew it,"" I said, ""That backstabbing bitch!"""
"Are they ""haters"" or just ""people who noticed that you're a dick""? Check again."
"It smells like updog in this sub."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."
"What's the difference between iFunny features and the gif subreddit? A week."
"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""