199593

Joke of the Day

"What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal."

"Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop."

"How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car."

"Perfect pickup line No, baby, those aren't warts, I'm just ribbed for your pleasure."

"How many syllables does the word ""Gloria"" have? CATHOLICS: 18"

"Dad: Level Expert Two cupcakes were baking in the oven. One of them turns to the other and say 'Wow! Its hot in here, isn't it?', the second cupcakes screams 'AAAaaaaa! A talking cupcake!'"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."

"I'm thinking of changing my name to Attention so i can get paid"

"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"

"This may be the vodka talking, but ."