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Joke of the Day

"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""

"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."

"I've waited all year to post this this"

"Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent."

"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"

"5% of America thinks we're doing well. The other 95% thinks we could do gooder."

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."

"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""