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Joke of the Day
"What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? ""Oh, how I pine for you!"""
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"I think I might stop cussing and get all religious and shit"
"If you donate something worthless Is it still a donation?"
"Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. -History"
"I'm writing a swiss novel But there's a lot of plot holes."
"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring... Not even a mouse stirred."
"Ya know, I've never taken an ugly girl to bed... Woke up with a few though."
"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."
"Bye bye Wheaties Bruce Jenner just signed a promotional contact with Quaker State. They're going to start putting his face on every quart of Tranny Fluid."