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"Say what you want about North Korea, but... something something /r/Pyongyang"

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"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"
"Ahh Summer. The season for confusing unattractive girls with hot girls because of oversized sunglasses."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"
"My wife and i got along so much better... When we were just brother and sister"
"What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive? A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)"
"What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread."
"What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? Coagulations!"
"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"