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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!"

"I know a girl who is completely obsessed with Mexican men. She's a Pedrophile."

"When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize."

"Went out to find a spider in my car this morning. So disappointing. I really liked that car."

"I didn't quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me"

"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."

"Ask me if I'm a tree. Huh? Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No."

"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common? They deliver"

"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."