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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."

"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."

"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."

"Nobody's perfect! Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? A: ""Nobody's perfect!"""

"Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks."

"@funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car."

"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"

"What happens when you go to the bathroom scared? A spooky dookie."

"Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to ""your place"", take him to Target."