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Joke of the Day
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"
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"The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, ""the bottom half of a shirt."""
"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."
"What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas"
"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"
"Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home."
"definitions of twerk 1. to dance and gyrate in a sexually explicit manner 2. what a native of Brooklyn New York says where he goes in the morning"
"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""
"""I hate the last two minutes of everything."" - DVR"
"What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine? When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week."