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Joke of the Day
"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."
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"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."
"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."
"What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les. And yes, as a matter of fact, I am a dad."
"What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag? Finding shoes to go with it."
"""Do unto others and stuff."" (Lesser-known brother, Josh Christ)"
"The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets."
"What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA HA"
"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."
"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed... like my name, phone number, address, etc."