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Joke of the Day
"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."
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"""My pleasure, doll"" ""My pleasure doll"" Commas can make a world of difference..."
"Microwave Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables? -fitting the wheelchair in the microwave."
"""Yeah I just really enjoy playing devil's avocado sometimes"" Teacher: devil's advocate? Me [grabbing trident and avocado costume]: no."
"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."
"I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is ""constipation."""
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"
"People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends."
"How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters"