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Joke of the Day

"My dad told me that getting a blowjob is the only way to get ahead in life."

"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"

"It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."

"I feel like aging is a lot easier for unattractive people."

"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"you know its cold out... when you go outside, and its cold out. (tried this in /r/antijokes , thought the rest of the joke world might appreciate)"

"What state makes exclusively swiss cheese? Swisconsin."

"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"