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Joke of the Day
"I feel like aging is a lot easier for unattractive people."
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"I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food... When they find out they'll shit bricks."
"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"
"Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman. (It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)"
"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"
"Goldfish One day, baby goldfish went to ask him father : ""Dad, why do our memories only last for 3 seconds?"" ""What son?"" ""What?"""
"i'm a functioning alcoholic which means i like alcohol roughly as much as i like functioning."
"Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up"
"Why did Nixon never drive on the highway? Because he always took the low road."