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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
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"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."
"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"
"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."
"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."
"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."
"Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet."
"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."
"Beyonce's birthday list: 1) The (former) planet Pluto 2) Maybach factory 3) The Taj Mahal 4) Lost city of Atlantis 5) Facebook"
"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."