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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."

"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."

"I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear."

"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."

"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."

"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."

"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."

"There are two sides to every story. My side and the right side."

"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."