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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."
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"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"
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"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"