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Joke of the Day

"Psychic in a clothes shop Employee: How about this one? Psychic: Nah, its too small Employee:But you haven't even tried it on. Psychic: I'm a medium"

"I went to the library the other day.. but I couldn't get in, it was fully booked."

"My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence"

"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."

"What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off"

"What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa? Some people actually believe santa exist."

"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"

"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."

"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."