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Joke of the Day
"What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients? ex-spearmints"
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"Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways"
"I call my dick the truth... Because the Truth hurts... And you can't handle the truth."
"CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry"
"I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me."
"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."
"Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer's?"
"I walked into the Urgent Care bathroom and read a sign that said ""Nothing other than Toilet Paper in the Toilet"" So I Shit on the floor and flushed the toilet paper."
"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood."