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Joke of the Day
"What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients? ex-spearmints"
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"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing.."
"*lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU"
"Why can't cats vote? Because they are non-voting felines!"
"What's the best thing about oral sex? The 5 minutes of peace and quiet!"
"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"
"Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it ""twita"". Dat would b nize"
"I once went 11 years without Masterbating... Then I turned 12"
"A friend of mine is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. an he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."