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Joke of the Day

"One girl did a presentation in hittites and she went through while presentation... straight faced calling it ""high-titties"" everyone was losing it and she couldn't figure out why."

"Why don't television shows say, ""You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?"""

"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."

"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"

"I would tell you about my penis... But its a long story"

"You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat."

"If you have streaks of purple, green or blue in your hair, I will try to eat that cotton candy off your head until you tell me to stop."

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"

"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"