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Joke of the Day

"1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"What do you get when you cross a flea with a rooster? An itchy cock."

"Best headline I have ever read ""Tball stand pitches perfect game at special olympics"""

"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs? Russel"

"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."

"What do you call a Hillary supporter? A journalist."

"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."

"This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!"