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Joke of the Day
"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"
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"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"
"We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out. And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again."
"How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb? .....change??"
"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"
"What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper? It's already shitty before you use it."
"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."
"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"
"Did you hear about that vampire that's never tasted blood? It's a little irony"
"[VIDEO] Cristiano screams like a goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOlE-wEpoE&feature=youtu.be CR7 screaming like a goat, enjoy"