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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a flea with a rooster? An itchy cock."
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"A cheese factory just exploded... There was de-brie everywhere"
"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"
"3 things in this world scare me: 1. scorpions 2. jellyfish 3. streets named after civil rights leaders at night."
"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."
"How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."
"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"