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Joke of the Day

"This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!"

"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"

"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."

"If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills."

"If I had 10 cookies and someone takes away 5, what would they have? A broken hand"

"What did Louis say to Clark? Suck this mcdoubledaw dick nyuggahahahahaha /buh dum tiss"

"How do they tie things down on the space station? They use astro knots."

"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."

"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."

"Why wasn't Sean Connery standing? He had to shit."