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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hillary supporter? A journalist."
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"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"
"So apparently Richard III will remain in that parking lot they found him in. Because nobody can afford to pay his ticket."
"What do you call spending time with you family through BDSM? Family bondage time."
"I grew up Catholic... and one of the things I hated was going to church, with the constant standing up, sitting down and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"Not so great minds also think alike."
"It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching."
"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."
"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."