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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hillary supporter? A journalist."
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"How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go ""Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up""."
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"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
"I don't trust umbrellas. They're shady."
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"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."
"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"
"What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? Nothing. Lesbians don't cook. They eat out."
"Me: How do Minions wear overalls? They don't even have shoulders Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage"