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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
Next Joke
"Changed my name in Mrs.B's phone to 'Marty McFly'. Sent her a text saying 'be outside Argos at 12pm - we're going back'. She hasn't txt back"
"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."
"I know a good story about juice.. .. It's pulp fiction."
"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"
"Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? He hated acidic juice."
"Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills"
"Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth? Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow."
"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."